the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
From the Hannibal S1 DVD- menu.
I swear the first time I saw it I didn’t expect Hannibal to appear and I was like
FDNKNFKERNFARNLFGKRELNGRNHANNIBAL U LITTLE CREEPER
it looks like he’s going to kiss him
Mads Mikkelsen, Noomi Rapace & Nicolas Winding Refn goofing around at the 13th Marrakech International Film Festival (Dec. 4)
Oh boy, he sure makes you smile a lot.
everyone’s got cool art styles but then i look at my own and just
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.
what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out